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“These folks just want teachers to give back, because they believe that $50,000 a year in salary plus medical and dental benefits are incredibly generous — bordering on avarice! And I imagine these same people will feel the same way about couple earning more than $250,000 a year being asked to allow the Bush tax cuts to expire so that they would have to pay a slightly higher federal income tax rate.” — JON STEWART, calling out the hypocrisy of Fox “News” pundits and Republicans in general claiming that teachers have generous salaries and benefits averaging about $89,000 a year — while at the same time decrying the elimination of the Bush tax cuts for those making $250K a year because $250K a year “is not rich” and “is close to poverty” — on The Daily Show. (via inothernews)
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It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen tested negative for all drugs. However, all drugs tested positive for Charlie Sheen.
“Daddy says every time Charlie Sheen snorts an 8 ball, a stripper loses her g-string.”
“That’s right, Virginia.”
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Precisely. Make it work.
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Look at the stars…